jinnypotter:

jackpittgregor:

ask-the-tooth-fairy:

ask-the-tooth-fairy:

I’m gonna prove my mom wrong.

8K+ Notes.

Mom, you were WAY wrong.

Why are there so little reblogs?

askpyra1:

I PLAN ON FOLLOWING EVERY LAST HUMAN BEING ON TUMBLR.

EVERY.LAST.ONE.

I DON’T CARE WHICH FANDOM YOU’RE IN OR WHAT YOU POST, I WILL FOLLOW YOU. JUST REBLOG

sometimesihomestuck:

edgebug:

(x)

well it took me about 2 seconds to reblog this

THIS IS PERFECT

ghost-butts-and-ectoplasm:

whos-super-locked:

skinnycalibabe:

honeyyboo-bee:

oocupcakewhoreoo:

fuck-kira:

lunchtrae:

… if there are 107.4 million blogs currently, reblog if made your tumblr before they added a picture to the sign up page

thats rude as fuck how the log in page doesnt have a picture….

wait, tumblr has a picture on the login screen now?

i haven’t logged out of my tumblr in over a year what

WHAAAAAAA? They have a picture now? I literally have never logged out!

You know you never log out when….

….uhh

you can log out?

LOGGING OUT IS A THING?!?! 

sluttyplzza:

bleedingshadows94:

krikanalo:

sluttyplzza:

sluttyplzza:

we’ve done it kids we got homestuck on the national news

STOP FUCKGNI REBLOGGIN GTHIS

that is like the best post they could have gotten

I don’t see Homestuck…

shhh look closer

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

arisuskirkland:

dutchessofderse:

IT’S THE EYE OF THE STRIDER

IT’S THE THRILL OF THE STRIFE

RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR BROTHERS

AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR

IS STALKED BY CAL IN THE NIGHT

AND WE’RE ALL WATCHIN’ HIM WITH THE EYYYYE

OF THE STRIDER