I’m gonna prove my mom wrong.
Mom, you were WAY wrong.
Why are there so little reblogs?
I PLAN ON FOLLOWING EVERY LAST HUMAN BEING ON TUMBLR.
I DON’T CARE WHICH FANDOM YOU’RE IN OR WHAT YOU POST, I WILL FOLLOW YOU. JUST REBLOG
… if there are 107.4 million blogs currently, reblog if made your tumblr before they added a picture to the sign up page
thats rude as fuck how the log in page doesnt have a picture….
wait, tumblr has a picture on the login screen now?
i haven’t logged out of my tumblr in over a year what
WHAAAAAAA? They have a picture now? I literally have never logged out!
You know you never log out when….
you can log out?
LOGGING OUT IS A THING?!?!
we’ve done it kids we got homestuck on the national news
STOP FUCKGNI REBLOGGIN GTHIS
that is like the best post they could have gotten
I don’t see Homestuck…
shhh look closer
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
IT’S THE EYE OF THE STRIDER
IT’S THE THRILL OF THE STRIFE
RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR BROTHERS
AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR
IS STALKED BY CAL IN THE NIGHT
AND WE’RE ALL WATCHIN’ HIM WITH THE EYYYYE
OF THE STRIDER